theprotip:

Relationship tips here

theprotip:

Relationship tips here





I think I wanted it too much and you didn’t want it enough.
Jay Crownover, Rule (via simply-quotes)


clothobuerocracy:

sunshineface0014:

ridge:

it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them

!!!!!!!!!

Who’s worse? The woman who dances on a pole making $600 a day or the man stepping out on his wife and family to throw singles at a complete stranger?



slutwhat:

i laughed way too much

slutwhat:

i laughed way too much

(Source: stuckinbowserscastle)



internetexplorers:

“you’re like a son to me”

“dad, i am your son”




methbugz:

lmfao they look at him like it’s his fault

(Source: sizvideos)



tastefullyoffensive:

[flippingbirds]

tastefullyoffensive:

[flippingbirds]



(Source: wannajoke)



ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

(Source: wantapostcard)



mels-ness:

paleskinblackheart:

ironxwilled:

sovietxprincess:

If you’re a guy who likes looking at pictures of naked girls but loses respect for a girl if she posts a naked picture of herself, you can get lost

How many times can I reblog this

Until people fucking get it.

^that. 

(Source: princessxkaty)



thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?



bullied:

wat

bullied:

wat



(Source: vacantness)




deftlife:

:o

(Source: spiderwater)